Smell Like A Sound

Looking through The Vault, one might notice that some of my post titles don't quite seem to make sense. Sometimes, they even seem like they have nothing to do with the body of the post at all. Well, let me assure you, that each one is directly tied to the post, and exactly how isn't a matter of how well you read, but how well you listen.

Those cryptic titles are actually lyrics from songs, and if you've been observant enough to catch the song, you can make the connection to the entry contents much easier. So, as an end-of-2007 treat, I've culled this past year's musical titles into this list, along with the songs and artists they're from. I've also linked them all to this post, so you can go back and revisit some of them if you missed them.

• Smell Like A Sound - Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran
• 2 Secksii 4 Muh Kitteh - Obvious Parody of I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred
  
• Last Night Was Shaking - Rock You Like A Hurricane by Scorpions
  
• And If The Band You're In... - Brain Damage by Pink Floyd
  
• If You've A Date In Constantinople - Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
• Planet Earth Is Blue - Space Oddity by David Bowie
• How My Poor Heart Aches - Every Breath You Take by The Police
• Chim Chim Cheroo - Chim Chim Cheroo from Mary Poppins, performed by Dick van Dyke
• Steering Perception, I Am - I Am I by Queensryche
• There Is No Pain - Comfortably Numb by Pink Floyd
• Read Us Any Rule - From We're Gonna Do It, the theme to Laverne & Shirley
• The Sound of White Noise - The Sound of White Noise by Anthrax
• The Sun Is The Same In A Relative Way - Time by Pink Floyd
• Bomb Iran, Bomb-Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran - Obvious parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys
• These Sleeping Dogs Won't Lie - Dirty Little Secret by All-American Rejects
• 20,000 Lines Of Resolution - Video Romeo by Kidd Video
• I Don't Belong Here - Creep by Radiohead
• Gone Are The Dark Clouds - I Can See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash
• Gone Daddy Gone - Gone Daddy Gone by Violent Femmes
• Let It Be - Let It Be by The Beatles (RIP Nathan)

Oh, crap. Not that many of them, are there. Damnit all to hell anyhow. Guess that, since posts from 2006 and are few, and 2005 has none at all titled after songs, I might as well go all the way to the back of The Vault and pull out everything I've got:

• When We Live Such Fragile Lives - Dirty Little Secret by All American Rejects
• Back In The Saddle - Back in the Saddle by Aerosmith
• And Yes, I've Dreamt Of You Too... - Lips of an Angel by Hinder
• From Soho Down To Brighton - Pinball Wizard by The Who
• Let Them Make You A Clown - Let the Good Times Roll by The Cars
• I Know The Pieces Fit - Schism by TOOL
• Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt - You're Pretty When I'm Drunk by The Bloodhound Gang
• Home Sweet Home and I'm On My Way - Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue

Amazing. Wow. Yeah, there are a ton more, but they're all in my archive from ye ol' Rancho Relaxo. Maybe I should make it a New Year's Resolution to add all of the posts from the old Ranch to this blog, thus making it a complete archive. Rancho Relaxo became a blog sometime in the early 2000's, and now I'll have to dig through it and see exactly what I have.

Since I did the whole thing in basic HTML back then (what a pain in the ass THAT was), it'll be fun to try and get it all moved over to here. Man, for two or three nights next year, I'm going to be one proficient little blogger...