Mary Jane's Last Dance (during a halftime show)

Halftime.

And holy shit, we have a game.

Looks like Them Fuckin' Patriots (TFPs) are human after all. Brady went down, twice, to Eli's once. Both Brady and Eli fumbled. And somehow, Michael Strahan and the Big Blue's defense has managed to keep TFPs in check for most of the half. Scoring came early, and then it became a dogfight.

On the bright side of things, I do have former Steeler Plaxico Burress to cheer for, but he hasn't really had any breakout plays yet. He's a playmaker, let there be no doubt.

Hopefully, halftime won't have any wardrobe malfunctions. With Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers on stage, if that happened, I'd be Running Down a Bottle of Eye Bleach...