Fred on "Fred"

There is no greater question on the minds of the regulars at Electric Avenue's Karaoke nights than the conundrum that is "Fred:" What is it that makes him attract people like he does? We know he's a good guy, it's why we all hang out with him. But what the hell is it that draws people to him so much? Why do the have this insatiable desire to be part of his world, part of his supposed mythos?

I asked this question of Fred one night after Karaoke, and this was his response...