Something I came up with for the Crosby haters on Fark:
Our Crosby, who art in PittsburghBlasphemy, when used properly, can be a helluvalotta fun...
Hallowed be thy game
Thy Hat Trick come, Mario's will be done
On the ice as it is in the locker room
Give us this day our Stanley Cup
And forgive us, our trash talking
As we forgive those who trash talk against us
And lead us not into obscurity
And deliver us from Bettman
For thine is the Dynasty, The Power Play, and the Glory
Forever and Ever.