Behold The Power of Cheese

If this were an actual game, I'd be addicted to it for sure.

Famous Last Words

From this BBC article:

President George W Bush has played down the anxiety, however:

"There is a perception in the coverage that al-Qaeda may be as strong today as they were prior to September 11th," he said on Thursday.

"That's simply not the case."

In case you don't want to read that, Georgie is reacting to Congress doubling the bounty on one Osama bin Laden, turr'r mastermind and all around scary guy.

So, tell me something, Mr. President. How are you so sure that is "simply not the case?" Hmm? Is this the same intelligence that told you Saddam Hussein (may his soul roast in hell as he and Satan have buttsex) had WMDs? Is it a "gut feeling" like Chertoff's? Can you show us some hard evidence?

The truth is, you can't back that up at all. Not even in the slightest. al Qaeda COULD be that strong. How are we to know otherwise? Trust you? HA! The people who defend this country
can't even trust you, Mr. President.

Show me some proof, jackass. And if they DO attack, I'll enjoy watching you eat those words...

Hellmuth Busts Out Hard

Here's Phil Hellmuth, driving around a casino parking lot in a stock car with his name and face all over it, basically living out the racing equivalent to having your pocket rockets cracked with a 10-2o. Enoy. (Via Fark)